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domenica, gennaio 18, 2009

Novella crimes

Sean Penn looks like a penis. I know an awful lot of people like him, so I guess some directors are better at exploiting that than others, but one director who did a really crap job exploiting that was Philip Haas, he of the vastly superior but still not that great Angels and Insects. And one movie that was an honest to goodness sack of crap was Up at the Villa.  

Angels and Insects was, as I've gone on about before, the film version of A. S. Byatt's Morpho Eugenia, and much worse was it too. That's only to be expected because Morpho Eugenia was a very beautiful and complex novella. Not in the story - that's quite a direct stream of events and emotions that got transcribed accurately to the screen. Rather in the construction, with Byatt putting in layers of scientific and philosophical-scientific musings through epistolary devices, etc. It's a smashing novella, one of the best, and it would have been impossible to translate its smashingness to the screen, not without taking hours and millions of dollars, not without getting David Attenborough in to narrate. Angels and Insects was a good effort. 

But. Philip Haas utterly buggering Up at the Villa is beyond explanation or excuse. I liked the novella well enough, though relative to other Somerset Maugham books like The Moon and Sixpence and Of Human Bondage it's very fluffy. It's also very simple, in the sense of being a rather good yarn where people talk about all the emotions that they actually have, and translating it to film should have been a walk in the park. The casting was also really promising - Kristin Scott Thomas was perfect for that gold-skinned lead, and Sean Penn - okay, I don't get it, but I saw flashes of how with a decent script and a heavier-handed director, he could have been good as the male lead. 

But the scripting process buggered the whole thing up. It over-complicated, artificially extended and stretched a plot that was already a perfect, self-contained unit. It bizarrely airlifted Derek Jacobi in to play a disreputable queen without allowing him to be comic relief or in any way relevant to the events portrayed. It gave Anne Bancroft way too much time and too little to do with it. In short, it over-complicated a simple novella - a much greater sin than over-simplifying a complex novella, like Morpho Eugenia. And it didn't deal with the crisis/opportunity of Sean Penn looking like a penis. 

Anyways. What that peice of shit did do is remind me that I have the complete works of Somerset Maugham sitting around waiting to be read, so after my mum left I started dipping into Cosmopolitans, a bunch of short sketches he wrote for a magazine that would fit on to one or two pages. Hit and miss but much more hit, in that nice terse language that makes Ernest Hemingway seem like a gushing auntie. He's not fashionable anymore, I guess, but I'm getting quite fond of Somerset Maugham.  

martedì, agosto 12, 2008

Up at the Vilification

That shit with Fortis is now ongoing as well. Doing anything in this retarded dump of a country is like herding incontinent cats. We'll never do business with those fucknards again and will definitely switch our house insurance to ING next year, as we've already switched our current accounts, also because of sheer blue incompetence at Fortis . . . The F-word is fed up. I am triple dutch fed up, because as the household 'francophone' I get the fun job of having to talk to these damnable bungling cretins, to try to help them sort out their own fucking mistakes. Plus he gets to soothe his flustered soul with two months of vacation, and me . . . but these sorts of comparisons are not healthy for the life of a couple. When we go to Australia he'll have to be the daddy because I won't have a clue what the fuck I'm doing and then I'll be glad of having once been useful. In the meantime we have an in-bank appointment today and I'm already concerned I'm going to get so pissed off I cry.

Moving on. I've decided the driving school is a scam. Since I won't need to purchase car insurance here in Belgium - thank heavens for small mercies! - and since San Francisca has offered to teach me on and let me use her automatic at the exam, and since I already know how to drive automatic from the Liviu lessons in Canada, and since I'm pretty sure I can teach myself the theory here with a book and some concentration, and since the nearby schools, contrary to the one downtown an acquaintance employed by the EU used do not help with the requisite paperwork at the Belgian equivalent of the DMV, fuck that. It would have come to about €1200 if I used one of the nearby schools. I can spend that money relaxing in Australia, learning how to drive stickshift on my own time. Kiss my ass, Belgium. I don't want to give you a cent more of my money. What a pointless mess this shithole nation is. But I will go to school if I keep failing the exams, which luckily have no effort-limit - à la carte and as cheaply as possible.

Not much else fit for print today . . . read another Somerset Maugham book, Up at the Villa. A bit of fluff compared to The Painted Veil, Of Human Bondage, and The Moon and Sixpence. Not that there's anything wrong with that - it was refreshing. And it gave evidence that Maugham, for all his difficulties constructing an elegant sentence, at least had the gumption at some point in his life to have a frank talk with a female human about her sexuality - something E.M. Forster, Graham Greene, John Steinbeck, and George Orwell, three 20th century authors I generally like better than Somerset Maugham, all apparently failed to do. Anyways, it was fluffy enough that I wouldn't mind watching the movie. And I'd like to see Sean Penn not suck. I don't know why. I guess it's because he's still managed to hang on to a career as a serious quality actor and yet I just find him so fucking annoying to look at in every movie I've ever seen him in.

lunedì, agosto 11, 2008

The naked every day he clad when he put on his clothes

Bought the complete works of Somerset Maugham this weekend, after finding them in a very handsome 15-volume set selling for 14 euros at a charity shop. Snapped them up, I think partly on the basis of their handsomeness. It's hard to say - hard to say how I feel about Somerset Maugham. The Moon and Sixpence is among my favourite books, with its repulsive central character being driven through life by his vocation the way normal assholes are driven through life by their ids. No romance to that book - no romance to the idea of dedication to the artistic process - just a lousy fucking asshole who paints and dies of leprosy because he can't do anything else. I love it for the author's descriptive powers, but I think what I like best about it is the way it strips away the romance from the idea that an artist, like any dedicated person, must be something of a masochistic prick if they're going to have time for it.

But then I think that's Maugham's shtick - stripping away the romance from things - and it can also be wearying, as in Of Human Bondage. I enjoyed that one as well, but not nearly as much as The Moon and Sixpence; in fact, proportionately less than The Moon and Sixpence by the measure of Of Human Bondage's greater length. While The Moon and Sixpence's insights were couched through the first person narration of an acquaintance of the protagonists - saving the narrating voice from being too God-dy - Of Human Bondage read like a cold biopsy of human weakness - a loooooong, cold autopsy of human weakness. But you know, I still liked it. Sort of.

So anyways, I purchased the complete set, and read The Painted Veil lickety-split so I could imagine Edward Norton being something besides a corporate shill in the shitty new Hulk movie. I liked it mid-way between Of Human Bondage and The Moon and Sixpence. More biopsy than autopsy compared with Of Human Bondage, though still with that God-dy voice, so not as smooth a read as The Moon and Sixpence. Slightly more sensible description of female sexuality than one is used to from male writers of the time, though not setting any records certainly.

But what I enjoyed about The Painted Veil in particular was the way it explored injury and forgiveness, and the cold necessity of forgiveness if one is to recover from an injury. It explores how and why forgiveness for emotional damage is a two-track train; the need to forgive the person who hurt you is tied to the need to forgive yourself for allowing the hurt, and one without the other hasn't really got you anywhere yet, but both are very and seperately difficult. In my experience it's a way of thinking about forgiveness that rings very true indeed and it's an admirable focus for a book; especially one that is also enjoyable for the author's skill in describing the physical backdrop of the emotional action.

And it's why I don't think I'll be able to bear to watch the movie. It looks like they totally punked out on the lovelessness of the plot and while that makes sense due to Edward Norton's presence (who wouldn't fall in love with that piece of ass if you were stuck together for a few months?) it doesn't fit in with the central theme of forgiveness in the book. The movie looks like some sort of artsy love story aimed at chicks who enjoy crying. But in the book, by the time Walter Fane died, he and Kitty were no closer to loving each other than they had been when he discovered her infidelity. The book wasn't about love, not a bit about love, except about how love becomes something you are obliged to forgive yourself for if you loved the wrong person.

In case you doubt me, here's the Oliver Goldsmith poem whose last line was Walter Fane's last words after Kitty begs his forgiveness. I know some readings see it as a tacit apology from the dying man - that he is sorry he was the dog that bit her and now he is dying for it - but that interpretation misses the unmistakable sarcasm of the poem (the dog died because he bit the 'mad' or unwholesome man, giving the lie to the townspeople). There is no forgiveness here. Walter, dying, didn't hear Kitty's plea, or it wasn't enough for him. Typical cold, clinical, bleak Maugham. Do I like him? I still don't know.

Good people all, of every sort,
Give ear unto my song;
And if you find it wondrous short,
It cannot hold you long.

In Islington there was a man
Of whom the world might say,
That still a godly race he ran—
Whene'er he went to pray.

A kind and gentle heart he had,
To comfort friends and foes;
The naked every day he clad—
When he put on his clothes.

And in that town a dog was found,
As many dogs there be,
Both mongrel, puppy, whelp, and hound,
And curs of low degree.

This dog and man at first were friends;
But when a pique began,
The dog, to gain some private ends,
Went mad, and bit the man.

Around from all the neighbouring streets
The wond'ring neighbours ran,
And swore the dog had lost its wits
To bite so good a man.

The wound it seemed both sore and sad
To every Christian eye;
And while they swore the dog was mad,
They swore the man would die.

But soon a wonder came to light
That showed the rogues they lied,—
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died!