F-word: How's your new iPhone?
Me: I don't know, I just turned it on.
F-word: What would it cost off contract?
Me: In Australia? $600.
F-word: Would it be worth it?
Me: Don't be silly. No smartphone is worth $600.
Five minutes pass.
Me: I would pay $600 for this phone.
Holy shit. No wonder Blackberry's in the toilet.
