Today is a proud, proud day.
First of all, I published a 400 circulation newsletter (almost) all by myself.
Second, I had a phone conversation with my sweetheart wherein I wanted to mention a clitoris, but was in the middle of my open plan office, and so got the point across instantly by using Toys'r'us as a euphemism.
Third, Google the phrase "She was such a fine cocksucker" and see where it takes you. Thank you, Statcounter.