domenica, febbraio 26, 2012

How to clean the kitchen

I'm trying to institute Monday as some sort of cleaning day for myself, since my workload is pretty negligible that day and since the F-word isn't around distracting me with his hypnotic body or invitations to sit down to a nice session of Harvey Birdman. I actually quite like cleaning, now that we've divvied things up so I don't have to do any dusty work (allergies), which is fine with him since it saves him scrubbing and toilets and any variation or combination thereon.

While I clean, I like to listen to general history courses and I find the Berkeley iTunes repertoire, which I first got sucked into with Margaret Lavinia Andersen's Europe-since-1453 survey lectures, pretty reliably interesting. There is one I'm downloading as soon as they're uploaded, History 186, run by someone called Daniel Sargent, whose accent is fascinating. He sounds exactly like my Yankee boss, right down to the odd left out r's, but fucked if I can remember where my Yankee boss is from. Anyways it's so creepily similar that I sometimes wonder if my Yankee boss is leading some sort of bizarre double life and if he's actually about one million times more interesting than I think he is.

That's not why I listen though. It's just interesting. It's like a documentary that's actually about something. And the more Europeans I meet, the more I realize how enormous the holes are in my historical education, at least in terms of the last four hundred years. The College was great but it sort of ended before all the real modern history moneyshots, especially since I was in the languages concentration, and they let the philosophy profs make way too many pedagogic decisions.

Anyways, it takes me longer to clean than the three hours or so History 186 runs a week, so I listen to others as well. Today I started History 162A and if you, like me, miss ridiculously loud showboating professors, I advise you to give it a quick listen, if only for the theatrics. I've made a conscious decision not to look the professor teaching it up and instead I just visualize Richard Simmons running the course.

2 commenti:

e.f. bartlam ha detto...


I spent last evening listening/watching Nietzsche and the Nazis by professor Jack Hickman on Netflix...while I folded Laundry.

I'll definitely check out the other links.

If your boss drops his r's he's ether a real Yankee from the New England/east coast or from south Louisiana. I think those are the only non-rhotic options you got.

Mistress La Spliffe ha detto...

My guess is he's from the northeast. He has that sort of glassy, perfect-on-the-outside, pervy-on-the-inside look. He might also just have a speech impediment.

All this is fun for a Canadian, you know. Besides the awesome way people talk out east, the differences between our various Anglo accents is a lot more subtle than "blah blah blah cawah doowah".