martedì, giugno 19, 2012

Love Brussel Sprouts Afresh

In Brussels . . . and happy about it. It's kind of like fucking an ex. You know all the old shit is there just waiting for you, but it's okay for the moment, because you've just got laid by someone who knows how to lay you after a few years of banging incompetents who let stubble grow on their shaved balls.

Or less figuratively, you've just ate a lot of good cheese while you're pregnant and you've been craving good cheese and you haven't had good cheese since 2010. When you were in Brussels.

2 commenti:

e.f. bartlam ha detto...

This is the second reference to men shaving their baby makers that I've read in a week.

What is going on out there?

Mistress La Spliffe ha detto...

Ask your fellow men. I have no idea why some of them think that sort of thing is okay. Either hairy or hairless please, nothing in-between.