venerdì, luglio 21, 2006

Dear God


Hah. I knew that would make you stop pretending you weren't listening. Don't worry. Your ass hasn't got big at all. And now before you plug your ears, close your eyes, spin and yell 'lalalalalala' some more, I'd like to remind you that I've been a very, very good girl lately, what with all the whoring around I'm not doing anymore and the way I go to church sometimes when a good choir is kicking it.

And so I have some very simple requests. Please make every bit of military materiel in the world stop working, unless aliens invade and we need to defend ourselves, and make everybody who appears in this video our planetary overlords. Please make the seventh couple King and Queen. In short, give us a little motherfucking soul, because right now we got nothin'.

Thank you and amen.

4 commenti:

calisaurus ha detto...

I think God would answer more of your prayers if you did a little *more* whoring around!

He/She/It's not a PRUDE!

Mistress La Spliffe ha detto...

Oh Cali, if you start challenging my ingrained Catholic moral education while I'm this spiritually distraught, I think my religious head will explode.

Melbine ha detto...

God is a He/She and if aliens invade, I'd like them to take me with them so I can get off this planet aka insane asylum! I think all the other beings in the all the other universes must laugh at us sometimes..

Mistress La Spliffe ha detto...

I want to go to Planet Soul Train!