giovedì, aprile 19, 2012

Plan for six weeks of maternity leave

You know, considering how full of worries and trepidations I am, it's time to focus on the more likely outcome of all of this, which is that I have a nice healthy baby without too, too much trouble or excessive weeks in ICU or whatever else it is my nightmares conjure up.

So here is my ideal plan for the six weeks of mat leave I'm planning.

1. Hold, feed, bathe, etc. baby
2. Sleep when it sleeps
3. Watch shitloads of Doctor Who. I've never really watched it before but nothing with theme music that awesome could be bad
4. Wear really nice pyjamas

What do you think? Too ambitious?

2 commenti:

e.f. bartlam ha detto...

Yes...anything beyond #1 is wildly ambitious...fanciful even.

Do you know what that youngin' will do to your swanky pajamas?

Dread Pirate Jessica ha detto...

Bodily fluids in quantities all disproportionate to its size?

I was going to lay in five dozen pairs . . .