This is an extremely angry time of the month for me, and I've channelled some of that anger into finding better FUCKING euphemisms for menses than 'Auntie Flo's visit', 'on the rag', and the EXECRABLE 'curse'. All this in the new-found belief that giving inevitable but perturbing things funny euphemisms will make them somehow better (examples 'Bitchface Cockbrain's coffee break fund' for 'taxes', 'taking the one-man night bus to Cleveland' for 'erectile dysfunction', and 'kicking the giving-a-fuck-about-cha habit' for 'menopause').
1. Riding the red dragon (My favourite so far and Monsieur F's contribution)
2. Flying the crimson skies
3. Tripping the red fantastic
4. Living the cock-block
5. Commie panties
Seriously though, if I hear someone say 'curse' once more while I'm on it they're getting slapped upside the head. Even if it's Jacques fucking Chirac and a bunch of coked up French rangers jump me for it. Fucking Jacques Chirac.