Time for a translation-engine exercise in surreality

1. Italian: Marche che del Joaquin Phoenix le mie mutandine ritengono divertenti: "Marches that of the Joaquin Phoenix my mutandine think amusing"

2. Korean: 나의 팬티가 재미있게 느끼는Joaquin피닉스 제작: "My pan mote is a fun and the Joaquin Phoenix production which it feels"

3. Japanese: 私のパンティーがおかしく感じるJoaquin フェニックスの作り: "The Joaquin Phoenix which my panty feels strangely making"

4. French: Marques de Joaquin Phoenix que mes culottes se sentent drôles: "Marks of Joaquin Phoenix which my breeches feel funny"

You guessed it. Joaquin Phoenix makes my panties feel funny. I don't think we should rely on the internet to tear down all language barriers right this minute.